1. I get to go in to work at 10. What up.
2. Lunch at the Olam might be gross and fleisch...but it's still free!
3. I participate in a vast majority of meetings while sitting on an exercise ball.
4. ...and the rest of them on a couch.
5. I get to take students on Walmart scavenger hunts:
6. I have a supervisor who does this in the middle of Walmart:
7. This book depresses my students, almost as much as it depresses me:
(To those of you who have commented that this book is not depressing: I'm not sure you understood. The book was in the Jesus aisle. There's a quote from John on the inside cover. The only kind of coercion I like to find in my children's literature is the kind that teaches kids to share. Just sayin'.)
Thanks for ruining another piece of childhood literature for me. Next, you will tell me it's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Covered in Cheese!
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